Last night you called
me a sexist
An Anti-feminist
Because I didn't
say goodnight
Well tonight my
love
I will show you
Who's the sexist
Don't expect me to
pay for dinner
Even stand when
you approach the table
I won't open the
door for you
Step aside to let
you go first
Tonight my love
I will treat you
as my equal
I'll even call you
a pig
Tonight my love,
I want you to kiss
me goodnight
And I will call
you names if you don't
For tonight we
will start this relationship
As though we are married.
